Real Estate: Side-splitters for Next Time You Transact


In honor of all the wonderful realtors and real estate agents who support The Georgetowner all year, here are 10 side-splitting real estate jokes to make you chuckle (or groan!) this holiday season. Next time you do a transaction, offer them up to anyone who’ll listen! 

Thank you for all you do for us and happy holidays! 

What’s a realtor’s favorite Christmas song?

For lease Navidad! 

 

What does a house wear?

Address, of course!

 

Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?

He was a loaner! 

 

I tried bidding on a shopping center in a real estate auction, but someone outbid at the last minute. I guess the old saying is true…

You can’t win a mall! 

 

Why is it a bad idea to pick a fight with a real estate agent?

They can flip houses whenever they want! 

 

Did you hear about the final unit in the condo building?

It was last but not leased! 

 

My best-selling properties are listings with finished basements.

They’re my best cellars! 

 

How did the real estate agent handle a rude client?

She showed her some manors! 

 

What room in a home are zombies most afraid of?

The living room! 

 

It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns.

Last time I vote for a real estate agent! 

 

 

 

 

 

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