Editorials and Opinions

Gary Tischler • August 31, 2015

What in the world is going on out there?

We’re still months away from the primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire, the true harbingers of the 2016 presidential election campaign, but already the American electoral process is showing signs of:

Collapse and an essential, restless weirdness that can only be found in politics and maybe a 1960s rock festival.

Can you imagine, for instance an eventual final campaign lineup that pits Republican dark prince Ted Cruz against a severely politically wounded, vulnerable Hilary Clinton (or even Joe Biden), with the clown crown prince Donald Trump running an independent campaign, and Bernie Sanders from Vermont running another as a socialist?

Not likely, you say. Maybe not even legal.   But then again, maybe not.   In fact, after what’s happened so far, anything could happen. The two-party system which the American people have come to love and loathe, all at the same time, is suffering a major migraine.  Don McLean should do a reboot of “American Pie,” and make it a song about politics.  Most of the lyrics would still fit.

Consider to begin with what’s happened to the Republicans, that Grand Old Party which sprung out of the Whig party, spearheaded by the Pathfinder John Fremont and led to victory by Abraham Lincoln.  They began the campaign with a roster that was big enough to be an amateur football team—17 all told, which caused something you’ve never seen in the history of American politics.  The GOP held a debate on GOP-friendly Fox and fielded  a varsity and a junior varsity, although it was difficult to tell which was which. One had Trump, and the other didn’t.  One “debate” included a woman, and the other didn’t.  One had a black candidate; the other didn’t.  Both of them wanted to repeal Obamacare.

If any other candidate had dissed John McCain for being captured, questioned his heroic qualities,  talked about Mexican rapists on the border, boasted constantly about how rich he was (“really rich,” it turns out),  and insulted one woman reporter and women in general he or she would long ago have dropped out of the race in sheer embarrassment  and shame.  But Donald Trump is incapable of showing embarrassment, and for sure he has less than zero shame.

The unwieldy formats and large number of would-be-presidents have made it  impossible for anyone else to be heard above the din.  Carly Fiorina stood out among the B team, not a difficult thing to do since it included a lineup made up almost entirely of former something-or-others.

On the other side, Hillary Clinton is  now officially in hot water over her emails, because Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) wants to hold a hearing.  Tell Issa that it’s raining in Japan, and he’ll want to hold a hearing on  it. Clinton, once the dead-certain front-runner—an experience which she’s had experience with—is now seen negatively by a majority of voters, as is Trump.  Bernie Sanders is getting big crowds, and people are buzzing about a possible Joe Biden run.

Is this crazy or what?

A few things are certain.  People are so unhappy about the status quo: nothing get done, and politicians—many of whom are lawyers—are more distrusted than lawyers.   Many people—the economically distressed members of the white, struggling class—are so angry that they’ll swallow Trump’s attempt to present himself as a populist, a man of the people who earned his wealth the “hard” way—he inherited it.

As has been suggested by media and politicians alike, people are really ticked off.  They’re not listening to anybody. They want change. They want a wall, walling off Mexico. They wanted ISIS conquered. They want good jobs which they see going overseas. They want . . .

. . . Change, even if it means changing the whole electoral system and letting chaos reign in the 2016 elections.  It wouldn’t be the first time that the outsider spirit from a dispirited electorate has had a huge impact on elections.  Look at Ross Perot’s two independent runs back in the 1990s which guaranteed two Clinton (Bill) victories. Look at Theodore Roosevelt and his Bull Moose party, derailing Taft’s re-election campaign.  Look at the 1860 campaign, derailed by two Democratic candidates, one of whom was from an about-to-secede South, that guaranteed Lincoln’s election.

So, it’s bye-bye, Miss American party, good old boys drinking whiskey and wry. Don’t bother driving your Chevy to the levee, because American parties have run dry of ideas and political appeal.   

Mark Plotkin • August 17, 2015

Thursday, the whole world will be watching the Great Debate in Cleveland! Cleveland: “the mistake by the lake.”

The Republicans picked Cleveland because their convention will be on the shores of Lake Erie next summer. In addition, no state in presidential elections is more important than Ohio. No Republican has won the White House without winning Ohio. And the Democrats know the Buckeye state’s modern political history.

In 1964, Lyndon Johnson won Ohio, but Hubert Humphrey lost it in ’68. Then, George McGovern lost it in ’72, and Jimmy Carter won it in ’76 (but lost it in ’80). Walter Mondale lost it in ’84, and Michael Dukakis lost it in ’88. However, Bill Clinton won it in ’92 and in ’96. Al Gore lost it in 2000, as did John Kerry in ’04 — and then Barack Obama won it in ’08 and ’12. You get the picture.

Now much has been made about who will make the cut and appear on the stage. It has been determined by the powers that be that only 10 candidates will be allowed this lofty honor. Nobody asked me, but I am using this space to provide some unsolicited advice to the GOP aspirants. Call me the debate coach.

First of all, let’s begin with the guy who is getting all the play. That, of course, would be the massive mogul Donald Trump. My first piece of advice: Trump should do a complete make over. (I don’t mean his hair.) Stun the crowd by being soft spoken, humble, gracious, diplomatic, subtle and light-hearted. This behavior modification will so startle the other debaters that they will be rendered speechless.

Next up, Jeb Bush. He is considered too moderate. So, I encourage him to throw out some off-the-wall right wing bromides that will mix things up. Also, say you are seriously considering legally changing your last name.

Scott Walker is thought to be too dumb to be president. I would tell him: say that you will go to night school and get the necessary credits to receive a college degree. Then, proceed to quote noted philosophers, wise men and women in your learned responses.

Mario Rubio should continually refer to how young he is (43) and alternate his answers in perfect Spanish and English.

Ben Carson ought to remind people in the audience that he is, in fact, a medical doctor. He should keep on sprinkling his quotes with the name of the institution with which he has been associated: “Johns Hopkins.” Rand Paul should remind people that he is not his father — and that he, too, is a doctor.

For Ted Cruz, I say: drop that black suit, and lighten up. Smile a few times. Chris Christie, stop growling. Rick Santorum, do not wear the sleeveless sweater and tell people, again, that you won the Iowa caucus and 11 primaries and that your grandfather was a coal miner from Pennsylvania.

Almost last, but surely not least, Rick Perry: lead off by telling everybody the names of three government agencies you forgot four years ago.

John Kasich, run up on the stage and yell, “I am the governor of this state!”

That should do it. No charge.

Mark Plotkin is a political analyst and contributor to the BBC on American politics, contributor to TheHill.com and columnist for The Georgetowner.
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Jack Evans •

Many of you have read about the uptick in crime across our city. Mayor Bowser and Chief Lanier held a press conference last week to talk about the increase in our homicide rate — 20 percent over this time last year. Both the mayor and the chief expressed their commitment to doing everything they can to address this rise in violence.

I’ve written about combatting crime many times in this column. During my time on the Council, making our community safer and funding our public safety needs have been among my highest priorities. In the past several months, I have attended multiple community meetings specifically about crime and even more civic association and ANC meetings at which crime has
been discussed.

Residents are rightly concerned. We have worked too hard for too long to combat the terrible crime that once plagued our city.

I speak frequently with Chief Lanier and Mayor Bowser about the violence and crime we are seeing of late. The chief often mentions the serious danger that synthetic drugs represent, both for users and for the gangs distributing the drugs. In June, the Council acted swiftly to increase penalties for selling these substances, and MPD is working diligently to tackle the illegal distribution networks and address the gang turf wars that these drugs are causing.

I mentioned how hard we worked to address the terrible crime we saw in D.C. in the 1980s and ’90s. Those efforts involved all of us: police, vigilant residents, community groups and the District government. But I believe the Council needs to do more to aid our police.

At one time, MPD had more than 5,000 officers. When I first joined the Council in 1991, we had 4,500 officers. I have seen a decline in officers year after year.

Currently, the District has approximately 3,800 sworn police officers. However, due to retirements and officers leaving MPD — for jurisdictions in our neighboring suburban districts or for other careers — our officer corps is diminishing in numbers. I introduced a bill in April 2011 and again in January 2013 that would require the District to maintain a minimum staffing level of 4,000 sworn officers at all times. This was not meant as a statement that 4,000 is a magic number that will eliminate all our public safety concerns. Rather, it would force the mayor and the Council to fully fund 4,000 officers and not play around with the budget.

When the Council goes back into session in September, I plan to reintroduce that bill and to work with MPD, the mayor and the Council to see what other actions we can take to ensure that our officers have what they need to keep the District safe.

My goal is to raise awareness of the critical officer shortage facing the District and motivate the mayor and my colleagues to fund the Department adequately. I’ll continue to work closely with Chief Lanier, Mayor Bowser and community groups to make sure we are right-sizing our public safety resources and keeping our city the vibrant place to live and work that we have labored so hard to achieve.

Gary Tischler •

Let’s talk about Donald Trump.

I know. I know. Let’s not.

Enough, too much, had already been said about Trump. It’s like some giant blather-a-thon that just won’t stop, and it’s all threatening to make a mockery of the endless political process of polls, primaries, candidate announcements, insults and counter-insults, and debates leading up to the 2016 elections.

It’s hard to resist the mockery of a process that has become like an out-of-control fat person trying to put ON weight. After all, just last week, the 100th Republican — or is it 20 or 75? — declared that he would be a candidate for president. Former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who announced that he didn’t want to be someone, he wanted to do something. On the scale of slogans, it’s nicely niched in the sandwich made by “If you see something, say something.” Gilmore apparently saw a light that formed into a hologram of President James Gilmore, and so he said something.

But Trump is a special case — yet not because he’s a candidate for the Republican nomination. Given Trump’s long life in the same light of ambition, a Trump run for the Republican nomination, an idea with which he has teased or tortured us, lo, these many years, was not improbable. Fur would fly, we thought. Things better left unspoken would be spoken, and loudly. The banners unfurled — no apologies, no mercy, no sense might have made a good slogan for his campaign.

We should have known. He treated his announcement like the season-opening episode of “The Apprentice,” dragging in paying customers from the streets to attend, become immigration-basher in chief with outrageous comments about Mexico sending us criminals and rapists. People — especially those who make up the much-desired Latino vote — were upset, angry and beside themselves. There were consequences: NBC threw out “The Apprentice,” but not “American Ninja,” and two chefs in Washington cancelled their bid for restaurants in the Trump Hotel that is being constructing in the Old Post Office on Pennsylvania Avenue. These were the sorts of things that might cost Trump, who also shared with us the fact that he was really, really rich.

How can you top that? You attack Senator John McCain, claim he’s not a hero, and then backtrack on that one, and add, “He was captured. I don’t like people who are captured.”

Sen. Lindsay Graham, who’s so far back in the polls that people have forgotten to spell Benghazi, criticized Trump, and the Donald promptly gave out his (Graham’s) cell phone number during a speech.

It’s easy to mock Trump, to make fun of his hair, and to dismiss him.

You’d think with all that — plus insulting many of the people in the GOP race — that there would be some blowback. There has: Trump is up 26 percent in some polls.

Pundits will tell you it’s because he’s touched a nerve among some Americans, the ones who stand up and salute when somebody gives the government, not a thumbs up, but the finger. He’s touched a nativist, anti-immigration nerve, going as far back as the Know Nothing Party of long ago, which was hostile to Irish immigrants. He’s a strong man in a country of weak politicians. He says what he means and is mean in what he says.

There is probably some truth in that. McCain called his supporters “crazies,” to which Trump took offense. Call them what you will, they comprise a large enough portion of the GOP hardliners to make people like Rubio, Bush the younger and others nervous. The truth is that the path to the GOP nomination for any moderate-sounding, or rational-sounding, or reasonable-sounding Republican is through that block of voters. The only Republican running for president actually to attack Trump on immigration was Texas governor Rick Perry, a man not shy about saying outrageous things, who said Trump was a “cancer on conservatism.”

Trump hasn’t even asked for President Obama’s birth, or that of anyone else. He is, in the end, an egotist of the most extreme sort. It would be easy to ignore him, except you can’t — and shouldn’t. Can you take him seriously?

Somebody should. The Republicans are getting extremely nervous about Trump’s posturing and his rise in the polls. The word is that the Koch brothers have cut him off from access to their political database. Trump says he’s refused to take their money.

Every Trump supporter — an Ethiopian cab driver here, an Iraq vet there, an out-of-work man here, people troubled by the Iran deal, the trade deal, or the rise of Putin and ISIS, the folks getting killed here, not out there — use one word to describe Trump: strength. He stands up to politicians, to Washington, to Obama, to — I don’t know — the IRS, to regulations, to immigrants from Mexico.

They see Trump in populist terms, almost as if his were a rags-to-riches story instead of a riches-to-riches story. Here is a man who stands up there and tells people, “You know, I’m rich. Very rich.” Can he put America or his money to work? Well, he has promised Sarah Palin a job in his administration. One down, millions of jobs to go.

We’ll see soon enough. The first debate, with its first and second tiers, is about to start — with the Washington Redskins’ first preseason game coming seven days later.

the Georgetowner Editorial Board • August 1, 2015

Leslie Buhler will be stepping down as executive director of Tudor Place after 15 years of what the historic house and garden non-profit called, “transformational leadership.” Buhler arrived in 2000 and set on making sure one of Georgetown’s crown-jewel historic properties was maintained to the highest standards and included a master preservation plan of restoration and upkeep. She also made the home at 31st and Q Streets more accessible to everyone — designing a modern museum program that included a digital presence.

Tudor Place was completed in 1816 by Thomas Peter and his wife Martha Custis Peter, a granddaughter of Martha Washington, and is noted for its architecture, archive, and extensive collections, including more than 200 items owned by Martha and George Washington. Now a National Historic Landmark on five and a half acres in Georgetown, the estate had been open to the public 12 years when Buhler took the helm.

Buhler expanded Tudor Place programs and tours for young and old, alike, newcomer and longtime Georgetown supporters. Her educational efforts benefit 3,000 children each year. She has maintained a great relationship with her Georgetown neighbors.

As for maintaining the National Historic Landmark house, Buhler and Tudor Place made good use of a $3.5-million campaign funded in part by awards from Save America’s Treasures and the D.C. government. The house, the grounds and the collection have never been in better shape. Of course, the need for adequate funding continues.

“Tudor Place has benefited enormously from Leslie’s outstanding leadership and engagement with the community,” said Geoffrey B. Baker, president of Tudor Place’s board of trustees. “She has led the institution through a major assessment and planning process and developed an educational component that engages young and old with the powerful lessons of American history and culture. It is with profound gratitude that we wish Leslie well.”

“I’ve experienced great professional and personal satisfaction in advancing one of the greatest house museums in the nation’s capital, bringing attention to the extraordinary collection and archive it holds, and engaging the public with wonderful historic and cultural resources unique to Tudor Place,” Buhler said. “I look forward to the next chapter in my life knowing that the museum is stronger and poised to successfully complete a capital campaign to ensure its future as a 21st-century museum.”

Georgetown is indeed fortunate to have had Buhler at Tudor Place. The town is immensely grateful to her for all for her work in ensuring that one of its treasures is not only is cared for but shines as it is enjoyed by so many and will be for years to come. She has been and remains our friend.