2022: What’s Out, What’s In?
By December 30, 2021 0 1238
•What’s Out? What’s In?
Delta Omicron
Queen’s Gambit Squid Game
Trump International Hotel, D.C. Waldorf Astoria, D.C.
Facebook’s facial recognition Meta’s brand recognition
Unruly classrooms Unruly school board meetings
Dogecoin NFTs
WVA Senator tours coal mines
WVA Senator gives houseboat toursEvil Voldemort Evil J.K. Rowling
Eye shadow
#shadowworkKenn Jennings Advises Aaron Rogers
Aaron RogersNASA
BillionairesDisrupting the virus transmission chain
Disruptions in the supply chainPresidential cognitive test
Presidential prostate examCan’t keep track of Netflix shows
Can’t keep track of streaming subscriptionsHiking through forest
Forest bathingKeep Workers on the Job
The Great ResignationFlight attendant gives passengers pillows
Flight attendant duct tapes passengersU.S. gymnasts: brave floor routines U.S. gymnasts: brave testimony on House floor
Jack Dorsey’s new beard
Jack Dorsey’s old beardSporting a tux at fundraising gala
Sporting a tux for My Pillow Guy interviewMajor White House staff overhauls
Major bites visitors to Oval OfficeHolidays on Zoom Family reunions
Shuttered restaurants Ghost kitchens
Pick-up meals only Crowded streateries
Mask mandates Masks optional (maybe)
Remote learning Back to school (Thank God!)
Remote work Hybrid confusion
Pandemic pets Pandemic pet psychologists
Workwear sweats and PJs “Hard pants” and real shoes
Peloton and streaming workouts Back to the gym
Virtual Performances IRL
GOP GQP
Governing Demagoguing
Voting rights Voter suppression
PC Woke
D.C. ward boundaries Redistricting
Saving Spending
Taking American institutions for granted Fearing for our democracy
Kim and Kanye Kim and… Pete Davidson?
Dieting Body Positivity
Taylor Swift’s originals Taylor Swift’s re-recorded works
Millennial pink Warm tones
Flannels Shackets (aka Shirt Jackets)
Low-rise jeans High-waisted ’90s jeans
Movie theater premiers Movie streaming premiers
Listening to radio Listening to podcasts
Being unvaccinated Being boostered
Cash Crypto
Nation building Infrastructure
Contestants Who Speak Recognizable English
on the Great British Baking Show This Year’s Liverpudlian bakers
Posh Benedict Cumberbatch Grizzled cowboy Benedict Cumberbatch
Feel good stories at end of TV news Whatever’s recorded on nation’s doorcams
“I once climbed Mt. Everest.” “I’m a social influencer.”
Canned stadium crowd noises Actual stadium crowd noises
Flying drones on earth Flying drones on Mars
Gene editing bad because GMOs Gene editing good because mRNA vaccines
17-Year cicadas Usual annoying bugs and insects