Real Estate: Side-splitters for Next Time You Transact
By • December 19, 2022 0 4044
In honor of all the wonderful realtors and real estate agents who support The Georgetowner all year, here are 10 side-splitting real estate jokes to make you chuckle (or groan!) this holiday season. Next time you do a transaction, offer them up to anyone who’ll listen!
Thank you for all you do for us and happy holidays!
What’s a realtor’s favorite Christmas song?
For lease Navidad!
What does a house wear?
Address, of course!
Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?
He was a loaner!
I tried bidding on a shopping center in a real estate auction, but someone outbid at the last minute. I guess the old saying is true…
You can’t win a mall!
Why is it a bad idea to pick a fight with a real estate agent?
They can flip houses whenever they want!
Did you hear about the final unit in the condo building?
It was last but not leased!
My best-selling properties are listings with finished basements.
They’re my best cellars!
How did the real estate agent handle a rude client?
She showed her some manors!
What room in a home are zombies most afraid of?
The living room!
It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns.
Last time I vote for a real estate agent!
